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Sarcasm Saturday #56 — Kaito Is Dead … Long Live Kaito
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The king is dead, long live the king! The old order hasn’t survived, but something new has taken its place.
The same applies to Kaito . What once passed for InfoFi is effectively dead… fragmented dashboards, shallow incentives, and noisy speculation no longer move the needle.
In its place, a more mature model is emerging. Kaito doesn’t revived InfoFi as it was but it replaces it. Attention, data, and incentives are no longer loosely connected but tightly integrated into a system that actually … may work!
InfoFi isn’t evolving… it’s been superseded. It looks like in 2026 the size of your wallet, and the size of the frens wallets, will matter more than the noise you make on Melon’s X.
However, my days of glory may be long gone… as i gone yap dry since the 9th of October! Yes anon…. I had my last yap fraction …six months ago… If it was a baby… my yap jail would start to eat solids!
Millionaire yet, or just rich in screenshots of almost-winning trades? I give it a try to the Kaito launchpad and so far I lost 90% of what I invested in Boundless, PlayNetwork and Novastro!
I am stubborn as a mule because I fail to understand that the age of ICOs has gone! I joined the Theoriq launchpad in the summer but took them months to prepare…