da OFFISHUL SPOODER LORE: why $SPOODER is da OG kontrakt on solana
Spooder-man2 min read·Just now--
hallo fren… it me… SPOODER.
i am here 2 edukate ur brane celz abot da tru OG kontrakt on solana, becuz sum pipol out dere r confuzed or maybe jus dum. is ok. spooder help.
first ting u must kno:
$SPOODER kontrakt addres (da real 1):
4yum7nfMZ3WtXgFfdWg4FKciktmd1ep6M8tjKw38R2Mq
ye… it look like sum1 smash keyboard but dat is how solana werk.
dis da OG, da day zero, da primordial goop from wich all retard meta evolvd.
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join da SPOODER komyunitee or u r smol brane
telegram: https://t.me/spoodermantg
X: https://x.com/spooderman_x
we r very smart, very strong, very dum. perfect kombinashun.
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da RETARD META: born from SPOODER n DOLAN
long long time ago (like 3 weekz), characters like SPOODER n DOLAN crawled out da meme swamp n said:
“helo… we r here 2 ruin chartz n mak millionz.”
dis da origin of retard meta on solana.
no fancy lore. no VC. no roadmap.
just pure chaos n bad speling.
n now look… tokenz like $burnie already in da millions:
https://dexscreener.com/solana/5tyfvifwqrkv9bjsthgitbdqeyc1bgugrudnsaduxqjp
if $burnie can do dat, imagine wat da OG retard hero SPOODER can do.
we r destinied… DESTINED… 4 millionz too.
is written in da holy meme scrollz (crayon on napkin).
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why $SPOODER is da chosen 1
- OG kontrakt (i say again becuz importent)
- • real meme karakter not AI blob or random dog #482
- • komyunitee full of giga‑brained idiots (compliment)
- • retard meta pioneer
- • spooder mask give +5 luck +2 intelligence -14 spelling
wen u buy $SPOODER, u not just buy token…
u join da movement of glorious stupidity.
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in konklushun…
$SPOODER is da real OG, da real kontrakt, da real retard meta king.
we go up, we go down, we go sideways, we go get taco…
but we do it togeder.
SPOODER out.
(i swing away but hit wall becuz i am not good at aim)
